Virgin Melbourne Fashion Festival 2014

Jessica Gomes heading up the opening for David Jones as part of the Virgin Melbourne Fashion Festival.
Jessica Gomes heading up the opening for David Jones as part of the  Virgin Melboune Fashion Festival 2014

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Runway Day 2 presented by Instyle as part of the Virgin Melbourne Fashion Festival.

 

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Runway Day 2 presented by Instyle as part of the Virgin Melbourne Fashion Festival.

 

The 2014 Festival is thrilled to present a breathtaking collection of vibrant, playful and luxurious designs from Australia’s very own Camilla Franks. Daughter of Mick Jagger Georgia had to cancel due to the death of her fathers girlfriend . Georgia was replaced with the well known Montana Cox pictured here .Eva Longoria representing Loreal and Megan Gale were also in attendance.

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The 2014 Festival is thrilled to present a breathtaking collection of vibrant, playful and luxurious designs from Australia’s very own Camilla Franks. Daughter of Mick Jagger Georgia had to cancel due to the death of her fathers girlfriend . Georgia was replaced with the well known Montana Cox pictured here .Eva Longoria representing Loreal and Megan Gale were also in attendance.

 

Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers , Wild Horses and Keepsake
Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers , Wild Horses and Keepsake.

 

Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers , Wild Horses and Keepsake
Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers , Wild Horses and Keepsake.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers , Wild Horses and Keepsake
Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers, Wild Horses and Keepsake.

 

 

Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers , Wild Horses and Keepsake,
Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers, Wild Horses and Keepsake.
Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers , Wild Horses and Keepsake
Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepersake, Wild Horses and Keepsake.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers , Wild Horses and Keepsake.
Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers, Wild Horses and Keepsake.

 

Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers , Wild Horses and Keepsake.
Day 4 at the VAMFF Featured Sydney designers Talulah ,Finders Keepers, Wild Horses and Keepsake.
Day 5 Featuring Designers Yeogin Bae , Carla Zampatti , Alice McCall and Macgraw
Day 5 Featuring Designers Yeogin Bae , Carla Zampatti , Alice McCall and Macgraw.
Day 5 Featuring Designers Yeogin Bae , Carla Zampatti , Alice McCall and Macgraw
Day 5 Featuring Designers Yeogin Bae , Carla Zampatti , Alice McCall and Macgraw

 

 

Day 5 Featuring Designers Yeogin Bae , Carla Zampatti , Alice McCall and Macgraw
Day 5 Featuring Designers Yeogin Bae , Carla Zampatti , Alice McCall and Macgraw.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Day 5 Featuring Designers Yeogin Bae , Carla Zampatti , Alice McCall and Macgraw
Day 5 Featuring Designers Yeogin Bae , Carla Zampatti , Alice McCall and Macgraw.
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photographs by Sammiz Photography -_ Sam Tabone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Headliners

Welcome to the home of Neurosis Yak/yankland, aka North America. This places fizzes with the bent smash and grab of four performers who each rock  18 minutes.

First into the ring is Dave Meherje, from Toronto who goes at it like a Lebanese Woody Allen trying to address all the voices in his head at the one time. His hands pop left then right as if batting off invisible muggers. He improvs off the audience with the front row being a crew from his home town whom he interrogates and takes on like you’d play with a wild raccoon in a  cheap sleeping bag.

Next up: Brooke Van Poopelen. She’s got the onomatopoeia name for tripping your nutsack off by a mountain river. From Detroit now New York, her set corners on the aging mid 30’s woman, how they are represented on TV ads and what in fact is the  real bitching truth. She moves smooth through her smooth moves and shits us with laughs like a colonoscopy.

Dave Hill follows with cravat and smoking jacket, like an Oscar Wilde clone eaten and defecated by a fictional Norwegian death metal band. He thanks the invisible applause of the audience, tickles us with erotic short stories, charms us with his delusions of grandeur and wipes us with stories of Japanese hi-tech toilets.

Seaton Smith rocks the crescendo of the night with hi- octane jibes into the nature of race and diversity. He muses on his 75% agreement with conservatives until they sabotage themselves with the last part of their argument.

Each night is throws up a revolving pot pourri of comics from the Upper Americas with all tastes covered.

revue by Connor O’Neil

Nightly until 20th April, Melb Town Hall, cnr Swanston & Collins St.  Tickets $28- $35.50

Tue-Sat 9.45pm

Sun 8.45pm

70 minutes

Sara Pascoe vs Truth

Sara Pascoe vs Truth UK performing  27 March - 20 April at Melbourne Town Hall
Sara Pascoe vs Truth UK performing  at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2014 – 27 March – 20 April at Melbourne Town Hall

 Sara Pascoe comes out to the audience armed with a glass of red wine and immediately and mindfully tries to sabotage her own show.

She then challenges herself to win back the audience. She admits she did this in Cardiff, Wales calling it her favourite part of England – which by doing so lost her her audience, who then booed all through her allotted 18 minutes. Melbourne is much too polite to do this and she de-quagmires herself, from the initial purposeful faux pas, during the rest of the show. She delves into whether or no she is an alcoholic and, well, one has to question whether  the lady protests too much.

Sara messes with the illusion of reality and her part in it as a struggling ethical, vegan, feminist. She doesn’t hector but unwraps her slice of life through a deep philosophical lens: whether she explores the transubstantiation of a communion wafer, her own existence or why she has abandoned hairdressers and padded bras. She feels dissociated from the world and often at times feels she is just a brain in a laboratory in some cosmic joke of an experiment. She engages us in laughter by her cleverness and her own knowing futility of self.

revue by Connor O’Neil

DATES & TIMES: 22 Shows 27 Mar – 20 Apr

VENUE: Melb Town Hall – Old Met Shop

PRICES: $25.50 – $33